the "future" ..ain't happened YET...and the past...well it's just patterns in the brain !
"ANY man who HATES...dogs and kids...can't BE...all BAD" !...
He's having lunch at "Harry's Bar" in Beverly Hills and order UP GIN !
the waiter makes the "mistake" of asking....
do you want water with that ?
LOUDLY WC replies.....
"WATER.....FISH FUCK IN IT" !!!!
In the movie "
My Little Chickadee" with
Mae West ....
he's seated at a card table playing poker....
"Unscripted" but captured forever on film
Baby Harold comes up...to the card table....
on this tippy toes...and fingers turns to WC and asks
"Poker"...a game of CHANCE.......?
WC looks down at him and relplies
"NOT the WAY..I PLAY IT"
WC ...at lunchtime.."spiked' Baby Harold's OJ with GIN....!!!
SO when BH passes OUT WC went around the set "delighting" in saying...
"Kidz NO trooper...kidz no trooper" !!!
WC quickly grew tired of the East Coast studo..."politics' ?
so ...following the "dictum" of the time...Horace Greeley....
"GO West Yojng Man" HE DID...to Niles.CA and "established" the FIRST
FILM STUDIO in California !!!!
that's WERE the famous scen..that Robert Downey Jr. ...
won an Oscar FOR playing "Charlie Chaplin" "took place !!!
the rolling over backwards onto his feet ...erect' scene !!!!
what people don't KNOW...or "remember"....
Beverly wasn't HILLS...it WAS ALL OIL WELLS...
even TODAY...Beverly Hills HS. ..has an "operating OIL WELL" !!!
right in the MIDDLE of the campus
SO it's covered in wood ? can U think of the "least likely PLACE"
that "needs" an oil WELL .....look AT the "parking lot"....
16 year old Kidsz with Ferraris Bentleys and Porsche's ?
THAT IS REAL ...NO I'm NOT making this UP !
While WC lay dying in the hospital...his doctor came out of his room
and turned to WC"s "mistress" and said
"he tell me..that he drinks a Fifth of GIN a DAY" !
she replied...NO
"I didn't thinso...that's not POSSIBLE"....!!!!
she turns to him and says....
"He drank TWO" !!!!
When Lionel Barrymoe ...YES...( Drew's "gramps" )
his "drinkin buddies,....to "include" David Niven
( Played the FIRST "James Bond' in "Casino Royale" ! )
STOLE the caske/body from the funeral home !!!
Propped it UP at the end of the Pool table
at WC"s house...mover/positions his ARM/HAND
IN the CAsket at the End of WC"s pool table
put a DRINK in IT ... and shot pool ALL NIGHT LONG !!!!
as their "tribute"......to LB ........
YOU'LL HAVE....tears in your EYES as I DO now..."Watching this CLIP"
tears U cry in laughter R "chemically..."different" thane the ONES U cry in sorrow !
the "
Bank Dick"
Mr. MuckleFatal Glass of BEER( got UR "Dulcimer" here ? )
the FIRST ALBUM.."vinyl"
as "Portasound" (EAST ? )
that Dave Nodiff and I "produced" WAS
"
Mopreth Rant"
Hammerred Dulcimer !
what he SAYS "offhandely" IS true...!!!
"IN the old Sennet days I usta direct Charlie Chaplin, Buster Keaton,Fanny Arbuckle, and the resta them" !!!!
Sennet..."Keystone Kopz." provided the "financing"
for his WC's..."FIRST FILM STUDIO IN CALIFORIA" !
across the BAY from me
Niles,CA
ALSO U might MISS...the line...when the "producer" at the bar is "freaking" SAYS
"A BENDER's always GOOD for ten DAYS" .....YIKES..!!! that's HollyWeed ?
the
Ohlonehave BEEN...."
Califonicating".....for WELL OVER 10.000 YEARZ !
( IN THAT "video" he's playing A
Gretsch Guitar !....da BEST ! 4 ? )
their NAME...for the "Hollywood Hills" means....
BAD AIR !!! as they notice their "campfires" SMOKE......
"collected there" ?
IN FACT...the NAME..."Califonia" comes from "Queen Califa"
an almost "AMAZONIAN" legend,,,,,that when the "Spaniards" arrived...
they saw ALL these GORGEOUS BABES ..."nearly" NEKKED ?
.who "seemed" to BE....
"in charge"
of ALL the "men" ..?
(
GIRLZ SHOULD..."Rule the World" ? )
THER'D BE...no..."WARZ" ?
of the MEN ?...they KNEW of the "Legend" OF...
"Queen Califa" ....AMAZONIAN "goddess" ?
who MUST reside HERE ? and THUS named the NEW land....
"California"
HEY....they DID NOT..."find" anything" AS ( NOR did..."Columbus' ? )
the "natives" DID NOT KNOW....they WERE ....."Lost" ?
Joe the bartende IS "Shemp" who later became one of the
THREE STOOGES !
they ARE ACTUALLY drinking
Absinthe !!!
BANNED in the U S of A...made from "
WormWood" !
even tho it's blak n white...
notice the "shade" of the liquid in their glasses !
1/2 water 1/2 Absinthe,,,becomes "cloudy' !
after Moe died
Moe's wife...sold his "cancelled checks" on Ebay !
IN the "Instant Kharma gonna GET U category....?
notice in the movies ...whenever someone "touches" him...he "freaks"...!!!
it WAS an ACT...BUT....that's the DISEASE he DIED from !!!
Makes your skin "crawl "...whenever someone TOUCHES U !
BTW ..that IS.."Baby Harold" in the opening......"stumbling"... around !
