THIS IS

to ALL U'se Guitar Players...
( and "wannaBE" ? )

"perhaps" my..finest "effort" ?
B4 you "touch" UR Guitar OR
a new setta STRINGS ?

"spray" UR hands and the strings

WITH

"Silcone"

they'll sound NEW...."forever' !!!!

Billy F. Gibbons
Dusty Hill
AND
Frank Beard
( who can't GROW a "Beard"  hee hee ! )

WERE the "house Band"
at the SMU Beta House !!!!

but they didn't have Beard's THEN
NOR
"FUR" on their guitars/Bass !!!
( Bo Diddley told them to do that ! )

BO DIDDLEY..."rest" in PEACE......U..."deserve" IT !!!!

here's a GUY...who makes an "Electric Guitar" outta A cigar BOX ?

well he was "inspired BY Les Paul who "Invented" IT...
used "Sewing Machine Bobbins"
wrapped wire around them
stuck a "magnet" THRU

THUS

the

"Electric Guitar"

WAS

"born"

( Leo Fender....just copied )

NO..I never "introduced" myself...but when I'd visit Jerry at SMU ...
ZZ Top... was "playing"...no "beards"....
( I also "seem" to remember that Billy and Dusty are "cuzins" ? )

TEXAS...they goota lotta "nice" girlz down THERE !
HEY...in "farmland" OHIO...we'd GO the the GRANGE Hall...for dancin !
and to the Roller Rink...for a "Sock HOP" !!!
NO...what's SAD IS....people..."history" don't "remember....
these ..."wonderful THINGS...but...I DO....it's MY.....

                                                                 JOB

Billy F. Gibbons..has BLUE EYES...."pritinear"...MINE...BUT....
SHE says...( the girl in "Eliminator"....HIS "True Blue" ? 4 ... 21 years now ? )

Here's the first appearance of Billy's FIRST "Hot Rod"...
( "Ultimately" HE...created...the baddest RIDE..."CadZilla" ! )

In Ohio...U can get a "Provisional" driver's license...at 14 !
in "theory"....Farm Vehicles ? SO.....we justt went DOWN
to the "corner" JunkYard ...Cortland Ohio....and BUILT

120 MPH "Tractors"....with "double" setsa WHEELS no less !!!

in FACT....the "World Speed Record" for Go-Kartz was held
by our "Bus Driver" !  Used 2 AIR Turbos same as on the COrvair Spyder !
( Air Injection Resarch ! )
"limitation".... WAS...the GO-Kartz became...."airborne" !!!

did I "mention"...we grew UP...near....Cleveland ?

the R&R capitol ...of Da WORLD...OH...and the "legendary" Cleveland engine ?
FORD plant....like in "Brook Park"..
where the LARGEST COMPUTER IN THE WORLD...was...I got ON it ! ..."young' !

there WERE no COPZ then....only "constables' who used CB radios !...

so...Friday AND Saturday night....at the Cemetary..beginning of..
"McLeary Jacoby" Raod.....Kidz would spraypaing in white......
a "starting" Line..as the HAD....1.75 miles of straigh HIWAY !

the "county" DRAGSTRIP... EACH and EVERY...Friday and Saturday NIGHT !!

sound like "sideshows" TODAY....U BETHCA...... "booty" !!!!

SO back 2 ZZ

"HE won't take those SHADES OFF for anyone BUT ME " she SAYZ !

Billy F. Gibbons is just about as HOT as U GET.....
when it "comes" to ....FUZZ Guitar....!
electric "harmoinics" ?

unfortunately...they "kinda" ripped OFF ....Liam's...the "Bangles'..videp
( walk like an Egyptian ) it WAS that "Era" ?    Velcro Fly

While tryig to find "Pearl Neclace" I "Stumpled on THIS
meantime here's a "collage" w/the soundtrack..."Pearl Necklace"

SO...I'm dancing in Dallas at "Zaps" with ...Miss Texas "something" ?
to this song..and I don't know HOW it happened ..when the song ended
she SAYS...in the MOST "beautiful"...Southern DRAWL....
" SO YOU.... DON"T "know"... what "Pearl Necklace" Means..?
( SO...she..."splained" IT  2 me !!! wish she'd have "SHOWN" me hee hee !!! )

                                     BUT...or should I say.."BUTT" ?

every girlz CRAZY...for...a..."Sharp Dressed MAN" !
( Here's even NickelBack but NOBODY can touch Billy's guitar playing ! )

YES...Carmen Electra's got .... LEGZ !
 

I'm PRETTY sure ?

NOBODY
saw or  remembers
THIS video OR "Song" ?
( That is Billy's "Cadzilla" leaving Biff Burger in the opening ! )

BURGER MAN !!!!
( ALL their songs have "Sexual" overtones...what DOES Burger Man MEAN ? )