hmmmmm....

SOME CALL ME

"Mr. Wizard ( my 'idol ! ... I met him at NPS LA office )

Magic Man

just call me....

JOB

every 2000 years or so ...

there comes a man named

JOB

not just in any of the 26 versions of

"Tau Biblia"

but also

most "prominent"

in the one and only

Quo'Ran

(which means "recite")

the highest rate of conversion to Islam
( which means "surrender" )

IS .. from Christianity
and among the Christian "sects"
Catholics convert at the highest rate !
( does the NAME ... "Cat Stevens" ...ring a "bell" ? )

why is that ?

About 4-5 pages in reading it
( expands on the "biblia" stories by ..like 40%Bi
AND refers often to "the book"..as in "
one tends to have an "Epiphany"
and conclude
it was written by NO man !
( Bible is male-centric w/all the women portrayed either as "virginial" or hookers )

the Koran as it's sometimes spelled in the West

has about 40% MORE information
about the SAME stories

why don't people mention THAT ?
( because they have NOT read the Quo'ran..for themselves ! )

about who Mary was
how the midwives drew sraws to "verify" her "Virgin pregnancy at age 13
then how they went about finding her a husband
( Joseph was a "widower" w/4 sons )

and YES

Mary Magdalen was his wife
pregnant at the base of the cross
( a father'sw "mission" in life in ancient Judeah
was to find his son a wife before age 20
and
and unmarried male was NT allowed to teach children
( gee...I "wonder" what they were worried about )

did I "mention" she hailed from a town ca"lled "Magden"
( "notorious Red Light district )

she was actually wealthy enough to own her own fleet of fishing boats they used on the Sea of Galilea
ONLY ones
with the "testicular fortitude"
to appear at the base of the cross
( remember they were killing/crucifying Christians "wholesale'
and ALL the apostles as WELL Jesus'' 4 brothers
were in hiding for fear of their lives
remembe the "cock will crow" and tonight you will deny me thrice

Mary had the "hutzpah" to talk the wealtiest guy in town
"Joseph of Arimethea" out of his own personal tomb
there was a giant round stone that closed it
that took many men ...just to even roll it aside
( thus the Leon Russel song "Roll Away the Stone" )

so Mary has the daughter names Sarah
but things go from bad to worse
so on a fateful windy night
the 2 Mary's and the daughter Sarah
ran for the boats
climbed into one
with thir "momentum" and or wind blowing them offshore
only to discover
that they had taken a boat
with NO OARS !!!

they drift w/the winds all the way across
the Mediterranean Sea arriving at the Southern coast of France

how do we know this
because every year there is a French holiday
that celebrates the arrival
of the "Black Madonna" in a boat with no oars
( both Jesus and Mary were darked complected
but Sarah was said to be extremely dark compected
hence she became known in France as she grew
AS

the "Black Madonna"

It was if I remember correcctly

in 515..Pope "Gregory the Great"

who specifically "ConFabulated"
the 2 stories of the prostitute doing the ritual washing of the feet w/her tears
and drying w/her hair

and Mary being from Magden

don't forget...GG
is ALSO

the one who "messed UP" the calendar

Dec 25 th historically was a famous Pagan holiday
he sought to displace and also make "time" Christ-centric

he not only was more than 4 years off
( too late )
but remember they had to return for the census

NOT in winter....it was late Spring

how is it...that there is a gap of about 30 years
in the story of Christs' life

and that NO {"contemporary" writer of the time
ever even "mentions" him....?

Mary, his wife...
is the only one who wrote things down "contemporaneously"
Mark started writing 10 years after the crucifiction,\and wasn't Luke written more than 75 years later

well Thomas, his brother wrote as well
( whaat diod the church do w/Mary and Thomas's writings ? )

it was the same 3 Arch-angels that appeared to Jesus in the desert
that about 600 years later appeared to Mohammed and said "recite"
but we still didn't "get it"

so in 1859
after Sunday school
they appeared to Joseph Smith
and led him to dig up some gold tablets and translate them

it seems that they were like a "time capsule"
which we still do today
( so we don't repeat the same mistakes ? )

they tell the tale
of an "indiginous" people living n "harmony"

when up roll a bunch of whites
( the "legens" of the "bearded white faced God" is present an MANY cultures,
add a red beard ans "voila"
they all bow down

when I lived in Hawaii,
they say this about the missionaries
they came here to do good, but did rather well for themselves"

Desmund tu tu said it best

"When the missionaries arrived,\we had the land and they had the bible
so they said...
let us bow our heads in prayer

when we looked up

we had their Bible
but they had our LAND !

TONTO
IS
the "Apache" WORD FOR
"without Mind" ?
( Crazy ? )

when The Lone Ranger and TONTO are "surrounded"
the Lone Ranger SAY
"It LOOKS like here's WHERE WE 'Bite the DUST" ?
TOTOT turns and SAYS
"Waddya MEAN ... Pale Face" ?

NO I'm NOT making this UP !

even CUSTER
when "Surrounded" SAID
"WE got THEM where we WANT them": !

Below

I'm NOT

a "HERO"
( OOPS...Glenn Mills told me I WAS..."his"...? )

just an

"Angel"

here to help you
( just ASK ? )