HOW IS IT...that Guys with  "Totally uninelligible" speech LIKE

"Scottish"....accents...LOSE them...when they "sing' ?

Scorpions ?

"LOSERS" ? NOT !!!!

WHAT I can SHOW U

do NOT "adjust" UR "set" !!!

THIS IS...B4 "Mony Python" !!!!!

BUT...whatabout the "Pioneers" LIKE

Benny Hill ?

Muddy Waterz
Howlin Wolf
Bo Diddley
John Lee Hooker
Muddy Waters.. ( Electric MUD ?  hee hee HE ! )
Memphis Slim
Sonny Terry and Brownie Magee
BB and Albert King ?

then there's "little" townz like Pasadena
YES Jan and Dean, Van Halen,David Lee Roth, and MORE ?
from...as IZ..."Trader Joe's" ...Pasadena

home OF...the

"Doo Dah Parade" !!!! 1 week B4 the Rose Bowl !

they JUST SAY HEY !!!

"It's A Doo Dah DAY" !!!!

"Precision" Briefcase and Lawnmower and Lawnchair "Squad's?
( the LawnChair GUYZ made it INTO a "Burger King".. commercial ! )

ONE woman JUST circles around wit a "sign" around her NECK READIN  ?

"I REALLY LOVE my new China" !!!!

NO...I'm NOT making THIS UP !

HOWZA BOUT ,,,,"THIS" ?

the "glimmer TWINS" ..who ARE they ...?

one fine summer day...TOO HOT in london
so a GuY ....named Mick ?

sees one of his "Skewlmates" who he's NEVER spoke to B4 ?
they've been gong to Skewl...the SAME skewl...for a few years
the guy he "spots" IS...named "Keith"
"trucking" down the sidewalk BUT
he's GOT...a BIG square THING ...under his arm
Mick speaks...asks "WHat IS that" ?

Keith replies.....
IT's from AMERICA...the NEWEST .."Record" .....
Carl Perkins  ..."blue Suade Shoes" ...
I'm TRYING to FIND a RECORD PLAYER SO...

I can LISTEN to IT" !!!

Mick replies.......

"My MUM's got ONE.....come inside" ....!!!!

that's HOW.....
( by NOW unless U R a "moronico"....like our "El Presidente"  )

THAT's HOW....the "Glimmer TWINS"

THE ROLLING STONES.....were "born" ?

Been THERE...DONE THAT....MANY TIMES....U should 2" !!!!

"Ironically"...the Van Halen brothers and David Lee Roth's BANDZ were
"Mortal ENEMIES" in High Skewl !!!

that "splainz" their  "subsequent" HISTORY ?

Van Halen got the 1st "Reccerd" deal BUT

"really" didn't HAVE...a "Lead Singer"....SO "guess" WHAT they DID ?
( made LOT$ of Mooola Boola....BUT....?  "stress" took IT's TOLL !!!! )


when they "mention" Colorado Boulevard ?

Lynnie Mitch and I and ?...were
strapped IN for 7.5 HOURS in the Rose Bowl FLOAT that Santa Clara "sponsered"
MORE "Olympians" THAN from ANYWHERE ?
( BUT...U can't PEE ? )

SO the "resutl" IS ROse Bowl..Stanford vs. Ohio Sate....
I AM from "OHIO" >

poor GUY next to me HAS...a "club" foot...seated IN the "wrong" section ?
he's from OHIO !!! so every TIME we "rush to our feet" I am SO "exhausted" ....

I end UP....stepping ON...his "Club FOOT" !!!

NO...I'm NOT making THIS UP !

BTW...Stanford WINS and the NEXT year...against Michigan !!!

GO "Indians".....woops...."cardinals" that's a freaking COLOR...or a BIRD ?
we ...THEN as "Stanford" students" BY..."overwhelming" MAJORITY.....
wrote IN..."Robber Barons" !!!
that IS..."Leyland Stanford"....the little long bearded creep...
"Robber BARON" ...IN...the "Monopoly" GAME !!!
he actuall DID DRIV the "golden Spike.....
but HIT his FOOT...instead ? with the "Slege Hammer" !!!

and Athens Georgia

HImey Carter, REM AND B-52's ARE FROM THERE ?

the "Funnest" BAND EVER  is "below" ...!!!! 

look "closely" at WHO !!!!

Mike Palin ...playing..."Garden Rake" IS.....later..."Monty PYTHON" !!!!!
Nathan LANE !!!! IS playing "Spoons" !!!!
Eric Idle ALSO of Monty Python FAME on "Temple Bellz'.... !!!

NO I am NOT making this UP...!

a NYT "Reporter" after a long interview with "Pink Floyd" as he was leaving
turned around and ASKED.....

"By the WAY...which ONE of YOU is Pink " ?

let's GET this "Party" started ?

In the Video there's a JOKE about the WEST..not VEST
madem "find" Will Smith's "version" ?...MAJOR "Kewl"...DUDE !!!
BUT...here's the "Escape CLUB" ! WIld WIld West ? THE "original" !!!