in my wallet there IS
a "credit card" that reads

"Lifetime Membership" to the Zephyr Club
Salt Lake City
Planet UTAH !

they "gave" it 2 me

( UTAH IS...a "state" of MIND ! )

Bobby D and Danny Ducey and Pat R there !!!
( moved from Santa Cruz,CA ! )

cause I'm an "Angel" ?

OK

NPS had gone "public"

I ...for the 3rd or 4th time
( lost count ? )

had a "seemingly" infinite...!
amount of MONEY
money DOES more HARM than GOOD ?

and

"Trickle DOWN....NEVER "trickled" very FAR ?

so I like

to
hand IT out

"on the street"

I can ONLY DO that
'cause I have NO wives or kidz
( that I "know" OF ? )

never BEEN "married"

BUT

BEEN "divorced: FIVE times !!!!

'cept in THIS case ?

I was "skiing my BUNS off..."literally" ?

who shows UP ?

Kim Simmonds!

WITH

a "reconstituted"

Savoy Brown
who NOW...lives in Aptos
( 'cause he LIKES to PLAY....GOLF ! )

around the corner from

Monnica.com
one highest ranked "psychics"
according to the Book
"100 Greatest Psychics on Planet Earth"

former g'friend Olga Sepulveda
when we were in Santa Clara HS

SO to get back to the story....I'm the ONLY guy dancing.....WITH
2 of the most "amazing"...smart...yet "beautiful"..women ON the PLANET !!!

Miss UTAH World and Miss UTAH USA !
at the end of the song Kim says "loudly" .....
"Whet's the MATTER with you Mormon boys...don't you dance" ?
so when we return to our champagne and Chamord...I ask THEM !

what IS the matter WITH Mormon boys
almost in "unison" they SAY.....

"Are you 'kidding"  they take us out on a date
  feed us a hot dog and a Coke
  and EXPECT us to screw their BRAINS out" !!!

NO I am NOT making this UP !!!

JOB